Who's got the hook up?

I need a solid used computer. Laptop or desktop. I want a decent processor, lots of memory, but I don't need more than 60 gigs of space. It should have a network card, or whatever thingie I need to put together a wireless web connect together for my brats. It should have a CD burner, but I don't need a DVD burner. Some basic software is okay, but one of the reasons I don't just buy a new one is I spend days removing all the bullsh*t that comes pre-installed. Oh, a decent video and sound card, non-integrated would be ideal. Ok, so did I get all the jargon right?