I see you, John H, and raise

See, John, I can do it in just ten....

1. The Vonage commercial theme song
2. Sarcastro's old clothing
3. That cracking sound you hear when 12 yr old scotch hits the ice
4. Jeb Bartlett
5. "green butter" cookies
6. puppy breath
7. dada
8. Glenn Beck
9. women with slight overbites
10 Tequila drenched meat-ups.